Wednesday: If I’m to open myself up to a relationship, my ideal partner must be unemotional, effortlessly cool and completely undemanding and independent.
Enid: I accidentally stepped on a dog’s tale when I tripped doing a K-pop dance for TikTok and cried for three hours and then I ate pasta and bread until I got sick and started eating it again.
Wednesday: I want that one
Cynthia: Hey Lyds, want a quickie?
Lydia, choking on her water: A what?!
Cynthia: Y'know the fancy egg tart thing
Lydia: IT’S PRONOUNCED QUICHE.
Grease: Rise of the Pink Ladies 1x06: Cynthia and Lydia’s first “real” kiss - actual scene vs. behind the scenes (x)
Wednesday walks into there dorm room
Enid: you look more grumpy then normal.
Wednesday: I overheard some of our classmates talking. They seem convinced that you top me. I don’t understand? Ive seen your grades. I know what clubs you are in. Where exactly do you top me?
Enid(blushing)
Wednesday: what?
Enid: never change my love.
Ruby Cruz explaining to Bob Iger that after the Writers’ Strike is over he needs to put Willow back on Disney+ and start up the second season.
Yoko: Do anything fun last night?
Wednesday: At Enid’s request, we watched Power Rangers (2017).
Yoko: The film with the short, grumpy Mexican and the sentient ray of pink sunshine who is in love with her?
Wednesday: Yes. I don’t know why Enid thought it appropriate for movie night but I found it enjoyable. But I found it hard to believe that Trini could fail to see Kim’s blatant crush on her or that anyone could be so blind to such attraction.
Yoko: Uh huh. So how did you watch it?
Wednesday: On Enid’s bed, cuddling and lying with the stuffed animals I won her.
Wednesday: Like I said, I don’t know how anyone could be do oblivious to someone having a crush on them.
Yoko: Me neither.
